Disney High

So I got this from a friend who also works at Disney. It’s a list of what the different social groups would be like if they were in a high school setting. Some of my readers may have to remember back longer than others but for anyone that works at Disney, it is amazing how true this little bit of humor is.

**Welcome to Disney High**

Characters/Parade
Cheerleaders/Football players. They work about 2 hours a day and walk around doing whatever they want the rest of the time.

Attractions
The popular kids. Everyone knows them and sadly wants to be like them or at least transfer to their area.

Merchandise
We’re cool, but non-chalantly cool. Everyone knows us, but we don’t brag about our popularity.

Outdoor Foods
The rebel kids. They’re always out of class/outside in their cool sunglasses and hats.

Custodial
You say hi to them in class but never acknowledge their existence in the halls or backstage. Although some of them are super hot.

Guest Relations
Snobs.

Third-Shift Custodial
They’re just plain creepy.

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2 comments

    • Brandon on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 13:53

    its sooooooo true …. when u first showed that to me I laughed and posted it on xanga…and now I see it here…its all true

    • Webby on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 at 14:08
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    I know isn’t it? I guess I am now one of those Attractions People. hehe.

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